Liver and Chlorine

hmm

2009-06-20T18:48:03Z

It's been so damn long since I've had internet that I've all but forgotten about LJ. Not like I updated it much before anyway.

Anyway, not much is new, except we have internet (yay), but I'm not able to get on much. Two year olds are so much fun.

Yeah, I should go upload some crap to my DA page or something...yeah.

handwriting...thing

2009-06-04T02:05:17Z

Wheee.

Rules
1. Write your LJ username.
2. Write your two favorite bands/groups at the moment (not overall, just currently).
3. Write something you love. Ex. I ♥ food. Just to see how you draw your hearts.
4. Write the name of your favorite person of all time.
5. Write down a recently favored person.
6. Tag 5 people to do this meme.

makelineerror @ 2009-05-14T21:10:00

2009-05-15T01:10:14Z

I have internet now...that is all.

yay

2009-05-05T23:48:23Z

We're getting internet. Should have it hooked up by Friday.

Yays.

I am officially "old"

2009-03-12T15:03:16Z

So today's my birthday. I'm 30. Wow.

yes

2008-09-19T17:22:17Z

41 seconds

obligations and such

2008-09-15T17:21:51Z

I said I'd do this, so I'm doing it:

1. Someone who seems to have a lot of close friends. Victoria
2. Someone you've known for a long time. Misha
3. Someone you'd like to trade places with. Nobody
4. Someone who seems likely to be a member of the Society for the Prevention
of Cruelty to Animals. Rea
5. Someone who seems like a chatterbox. Jennifer
6. Someone who seems to have a lot of wild ideas / fantasies. Rachel
7. Someone who seems like they were popular at school. HAHAHAHAHA
8. Someone you think you would have been close to if you went to school
together. Nobody
9. Someone you want to stay up all night talking to. Jeff
10. Someone who can look after children. Buffy
11. Someone who seems to fall in love a lot. Nobody
12. A beauty. Nobody I know.
13. Someone who seems like a celebrity. Nobody
14. Someone who is girly / manly. Nobody
15. Someone you want to dress up as the opposite gender. Nobody
16. Someone grown-up. An adult
17. Someone childlike. A kid
18. Someone who is like a princess / prince. Bailey (at least she thinks she's a princess)
19. Someone who seems capable. Sloan
20. Someone who has a unique view on life. All of my friends.
21. Someone S-type. Voldemort, you know...because he's like a snake...hissssss.
22. Someone M-type. Chicken. Mmmmmm!
23. Someone you think of as your boss. Timothy
24. Someone who would kill you if you got on their bad side. I don't know that many people
25. Someone who seems good at seduction. Nobody.
26. Someone you think you could seduce. Dammit, I'm married. The only person I'll seduce is my husband, and there's not much point in that. He's already mine.
27. Someone who loves with all their heart. Jeff and Timothy
28. Someone you want to see in cosplay. Nick
29. Someone you seriously want to go on a date with. Jeff
30. A message to all the above people. An avalanche is God's way of saying "Get off my mountain!"

oh shit

2008-08-15T18:28:14Z

boredom

2008-08-08T15:52:48Z

I have a new icon. So cute.

bork bork bork

2008-07-25T11:43:51Z

I got this in an email today from Ancestry.com's Swedish site:

Förfädrarna försöker ge dig ett råd. Ta till dig rådet.

Ibland kan en liten knuff i rätt riktning göra all skillnad i världen. Allteftersom vi hittar nya ledtrådar och möjliga träffar vill vi att du är den som först får reda på det. Därför glädjer det oss att berätta att vi kommer veckovis att skicka uppdateringar med nya och gamla Ancestry-tips som du ännu inte använt dig av.

Hur fungerar det med tipsmeddelanden?
För att spara tid och hjälpa dig med din forskning söker vi ständigt i våra samlingar efter möjliga registerträffar enligt informationen i släktträdet. När du hittar något som verkar passa (AncestryHint™), ser du en symbol i form av ett vibrerande löv
() i ditt träd. Du får dessutom ett e-postmeddelande med ungefär nedanstående innehåll. Här följer exempel på ett meddelande:

Har du redan tips?

Kanske finns redan AncestryHints™ i ditt träd. Klicka här för att besöka tipssidan.

Du har redan ordnat det så att du veckovis får automatiska tipsmeddelanden som detta. Om du vill ändra preferenserna för släktträdmeddelanden ber vi att du klickar här.

Förfädrarna mother tries to give you a council

Sometimes can one small knuff in correct direction do all difference in the world. As we find new clues and possible hits wants to we that you are it as first sheep reda on it. Therefore glädjer it us to tell that we weekly will send updating with new and old Ancestry-tips that you not yet used you of.

How does it function with advice messages?
In order to save time and to help you with your research applies for we permanent in our concentrations after possible register hits according to the information in the family tree. When you find somewhat as seems to fit (AncestryHint™), you sees a symbol in the form of a chattering leaf
() in your tree. You sheep moreover an e-mail message with approximately below content. Here, examples follow on a message:

Do you have already advice?

Perhaps is already AncestryHints™ in your tree. Click here in order to visit the advice side

You has already arranged it so that you weekly sheep the automatic advice announcing spirit that this. If you want to change the preferences for family fallow messages asks we that you clicks here.

An Engineer's Guide to Cats

2008-06-30T17:42:34Z

games are fun

2008-06-29T14:37:03Z

1) Look at the list and bold those you have played
2) Underline the games you LOVE.
3)Reprint this list in your own LJ so we can try and track down these people who've played 6 and force games (and probably emulators) upon them

100 - River City Ransom
99 - Ultima Underworld: The Stygian Abyss
98 - BattleToads
97 - F-Zero
96 - Mafia
95 - Herzog Zwei
94 - Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six
93 - Quake II
92 - Dragon Warrior
91 - Virtua Tennis
90 - Master of Orion
89 - Alone in the Dark
88 - Final Fantasy VII
87 - Thief II: The Metal Age
86 - Final Fantasy X
85 - Prince of Persia
84 - Ultima VII: The Black Gate
83 - Contra
82 - Gunstar Heroes
81 - Freedom Force
80 - Baseball Stars
79 - Shining Force II
78 - Star Wars (Arcade)
77 - Archon: The Light and The Dark
76 - Tetris Attack
75 - Crimson Skies
74 - Syndicate
73 - Return Fire
72 - Galaga
71 - Half-Life: Counter-Strike
70 - Pokemon Red/Blue
69 - Lakers vs. Celtics and the NBA Playoffs
68 - Starsiege: Tribes
67 - Rayman 2: The Great Escape
66 - Homeworld
65 - MechWarrior 2: 31st Century Combat
64 - Advance Wars
63 - Sonic the Hedgehog
62 - Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
61 - Sam & Max Hit the Road
60 - Maniac Mansion: Day of the Tentacle
59 - Bionic Commando
58 - Super Smash Bros. Melee
57 - Mike Tyson's Punchout!
56 - Final Fantasy III (VI)
55 - Fallout
54 - Panzer Dragoon Saga
53 - Age of Empires II: The Age of Kings
52 - Metroid Prime
51 - Grand Theft Auto III
50 - Wing Comander II: Vengeance of the Kilrathi
49 - Grim Fandango
48 - The Secret of Mana
47 - NHL 94
46 - Super Mario World
45 - Battlefield 1942
44 - Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island
43 - Soul Calibur
42 - Gran Turismo 3: A-Spec
41 - System Shock 2
40 - Virtua Fighter 4 Evolution
39 - DOOM
38 - Madden NFL 2004
37 - Wave Race 64
36 - Command & Conquer: Red Alert
35 - Dune II: The Building of a Dynasty
34 - Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2
33 - God of War
32 - Resident Evil 4
31 - SimCity 2000
30 - Halo
29 - GoldenEye 007
28 - Half-Life 2
27 - Burnout 3: Takedown
26 - Final Fantasy II (IV)
25 - Baldur's Gate II: Shadows of Amn
24 - Tecmo Super Bowl
23 - Super Mario Bros. 3
22 - Half-Life
21 - Deus Ex
20 - Ms. Pac Man
19 - Metal Gear Solid
18 - ICO
17 - Star Control 2
16 - Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
15 - Super Mario Kart
14 - Rome: Total War
13 - Chrono Trigger
12 - X-COM: UFO Defense
11 - Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
10 - Super Metroid
9 - Star Wars: TIE Fighter Collector's CD-ROM
8 - Street Fighter II
7 - StarCraft
6 - Sid Meier's Pirates!
5 - Super Mario 64
5a - Lego Star Wars
4 - Sid Meier's Civilization II
3 - Tetris
2 - Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
1 - Super Mario Bros.

arrr

2008-06-27T14:47:49Z

One of the guys who started Talk Like A Pirate Day was on Jeopardy last night.

He didn't win. Arrrr.

book thing stolen from riskygamble

2008-06-27T14:44:53Z

1) Look at the list and bold those you have read.
2) Italicize those you read part of but never finished.
3) Underline the books you LOVE.
4) Reprint this list in your own LJ so we can try and track down these people who've read 6 and force books upon them.

1 Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
2 The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien
3 Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte
4 Harry Potter series - JK Rowling
5 To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee
6 The Bible (I've looked at it...does that count?)
7 Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte
8 Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell
9 His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman
10 Great Expectations - Charles Dickens
11 Little Women - Louisa M Alcott
12 Tess of the D'Urbervilles - Thomas Hardy
13 Catch 22 - Joseph Heller
14 Complete Works of Shakespeare
15 Rebecca - Daphne Du Maurier
16 The Hobbit - JRR Tolkien
17 Birdsong - Sebastian Faulks
18 Catcher in the Rye - JD Salinger
19 The Time Traveller's Wife - Audrey Niffenegger
20 Middlemarch - George Eliot
21 Gone With The Wind - Margaret Mitchell
22 The Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald
23 Bleak House - Charles Dickens
24 War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy
25 The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
26 Brideshead Revisited - Evelyn Waugh
27 Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
28 Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck
29 Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll
30 The Wind in the Willows - Kenneth Grahame
31 Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy
32 David Copperfield - Charles Dickens
33 Chronicles of Narnia - CS Lewis
34 Emma - Jane Austen
35 Persuasion - Jane Austen
36 The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe - C.S. Lewis
37 The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini
38 Captain Corelli's Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres
39 Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden
40 Winnie the Pooh - AA Milne
41 Animal Farm - George Orwell
42 The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown
43 One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
44 A Prayer for Owen Meaney - John Irving
45 The Woman in White - Wilkie Collins
46 Anne of Green Gables - LM Montgomery
47 Far From The Madding Crowd - Thomas Hardy
48 The Handmaid's Tale - Margaret Atwood
49 Lord of the Flies - William Golding
50 Atonement - Ian McEwan
51 Life of Pi - Yann Martel
52 Dune - Frank Herbert
53 Cold Comfort Farm - Stella Gibbons
54 Sense and Sensibility - Jane Austen
55 A Suitable Boy - Vikram Seth
56 The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz Zafon
57 A Tale Of Two Cities - Charles Dickens
58 Brave New World - Aldous Huxley
59 The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time - Mark Haddon
60 Love In The Time Of Cholera - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
61 Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck
62 Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov
63 The Secret History - Donna Tartt
64 The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold
65 Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas (I think I read some of this in school)
66 On The Road - Jack Kerouac
67 Jude the Obscure - Thomas Hardy
68 Bridget Jones' Diary - Helen Fielding
69 Midnight's Children - Salman Rushdie
70 Moby Dick - Herman Melville
71 Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens
72 Dracula - Bram Stoker
73 The Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett
74 Notes From A Small Island - Bill Bryson
75 Ulysses - James Joyce
76 The Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath
77 Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome
78 Germinal - Emile Zola
79 Vanity Fair - William Makepeace Thackeray
80 Possession - AS Byatt
81 A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens
82 Cloud Atlas - David Mitchell
83 The Color Purple - Alice Walker
84 The Remains of the Day - Kazuo Ishiguro
85 Madame Bovary - Gustave Flaubert
86 A Fine Balance - Rohinton Mistry
87 Charlotte's Web - EB White
88 The Five People You Meet In Heaven - Mitch Albom
89 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
90 The Faraway Tree Collection - Enid Blyton
91 Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad
92 The Little Prince - Antoine De Saint-Exupery
93 The Wasp Factory - Iain Banks
94 Watership Down - Richard Adams
95 A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole
96 A Town Like Alice - Nevil Shute
97 The Three Musketeers - Alexandre Dumas
98 Hamlet - William Shakespeare
99 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl
100 Les Miserables - Victor Hugo

Weird News from MSNBC

2008-06-26T12:46:46Z

'X-Men' frogs sprout claws on demand
God accused of selling cocaine
3-year-old uses song lyrics to call 911
Cat killed in Missouri was a leopard

makelineerror @ 2008-05-20T16:38:00

2008-05-20T20:39:23Z

http://www.volunteertv.com/home/headlines/19106394.html <---happened right near where my dad lives.

names..

2008-04-30T17:23:06Z

Stolen from riskygamble

1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother & father's middle name)
Lucille James

2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
James James...wow.

3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Yousa (oh fuck, I'm Jar Jar's cousin)

4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Blue Cat

5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Kathleen Shreveport

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The Green Sweet Tea (lame)

7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Sang

8. GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Rocky Road Thin Mint

9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pet's name last pet's name, current street name)
Cynthia Mango

10. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)
Lovespell Rolo

11. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
Cat Shrewsbury

the fun begins...I think

2008-04-28T19:28:22Z

Earlier today, Jeff and I were out in the living room watching Extreme Makeover: Home Edition. Timothy was back in his room, pulling things off shelves and making a mess. Suddenly, I hear Timothy whining, which usually means he can't get to something that he just has to have (like his trash can). So, I go back into his room to see what he wants. I look, and I find him trying to climb into his wagon of Mega-blocks. Of course, this is the funniest thing ever (what isn't funny with a 14 month old?), so I call Jeff to come look. Then, I notice that something seems to be missing. "Timothy? Where's your diaper?"

That's right. My son has learned to remove his diaper. Who knows how long he'd been crawling around naked. I hope he didn't pee in his blocks.

awwww

2008-04-23T19:25:42Z

I wish one of my teachers had been a supervillian, even if it was staged.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KAU6DldUbc

it's been at least 13 years since I've done this

2008-04-21T17:17:26Z

I went rollerskating on Saturday.

That's right...rollerskating. On the old quad-style skate, not on rollerblades. Jeff and I went to Pigeon Forge for our 2nd anniversary, and I decided that we should go to the Spin City skate place. It was so much fun, but now my legs hurt like crazy.

Jeff also taught me how to play pool. Now I want a pool table, but there's no way we'd have anywhere to put it in our house.

I didn't really get many pictures taken; I just took some of the cabin and around it.

silly thing that I stole from Meg

2008-04-15T19:25:34Z

I seriously doubt anyone will actually respond to this, but what the hell.

A. Post a list of 10 fandoms.
B. Have your friends list guess your favorite character from each one.
C. When guessed, bold the line, include the character name, and write a sentence about why you like that character.

1. NCIS Abby Sciuto. What's not to like? Not to mention she's from New Orleans.
2. Law and Order: SVU Olivia Benson. I just like her personality.
3. Moonlight
4. Jericho
5. Harry Potter Neville Longbottom. He's brave in his own chicken way.
6. Incarnations of Immortality Orb Kaftan. She can sing and cure all sorts of problems, not to mention she becomes Gaea, the most powerful of the five incarnations.
7. Clan of the Cave Bear
8. Final Fantasy IX Quina. Weird.
9. Numb3rs Charlie Epps. He's a complete nerd.
10. The 4400 Maya Rutledge/Skouris. What's not to like about a ten year old that can see the future?

pics and stuff

2008-04-10T22:36:02Z

I now have an account at Picasa. The address is http://picasaweb.google.com/makelineerror. I have pictures of Timothy there if anyone is interested. I also have pictures of some other things.

I'll probably move all (read: 8) of my Flickr photos onto Picasa. Picasa doesn't limit you to 200 photos like Flickr.

say goodbye to the bears

2008-03-27T17:36:28Z

This is mostly for my Knoxville friends.

http://www.wate.com/Global/story.asp?S=8075716

The bear sculptures in downtown Knoxville have been banned. Businesses have thirty days to remove them because "they block public sidewalks" and that's not allowed.

Bull and crap. Let's take down the giant Rubik's cube, the Remington Statue (I think that's the name of it), and the little boy rowing the boat next, okay? I never even realized the bears were that much of a problem. It's not like their really all that big.

movie quote thingy

2008-02-20T22:28:46Z

Borrowed without permission from Meg. I didn't really use my favorites for most though.

1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Fill in the film title once it's guessed.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions to answer!

Now onto the movies:

1. Ketchup. Mustard. Thousand Island Dressing. Vinaigrette. This is good, Robbie. I told you to pack *food*. What the hell is this?

2. You don't actually think they spend $20,000.00 on a hammer, $30,000.00 on a toilet seat do you?

3. Uh, excuse me, guys? Yeah, we got a whole section on tax laws down here we can burn. The Day After Tomorrow

4. Yeah, like that much fire, and I know it sounds weird but it looked good on him. I mean, it was an edge look but he totally pulled it off.

5. If he tells us to hurry up one more time, I am going to make him into a big, fluffy hat.

6. That's it then. Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas.

7. Anyone who wants to be a can't-hack-it pantywaist who wears their mama's bra, raise your hand.

8. I say we drink the wine, eat the dogs, and use the paper for musket wading.

9. Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.

10. That, my friend, is a magical combination of corn flour, dehydrated cheese solids, BHA, BHT, and good old MSG; a.k.a., the chip, nacho cheese flavor.

11. Vegetarians have to eat in the dark, right?

12. Ma'am, I don't doubt the steak was over-cooked, but did you have to eat it all before you complained about it?

13. Jesus didn't scare you. I did

14. Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?

15. Hey dad, you wanna hear something funny? There was a man who was drowning, and a boat came, and the man on the boat said "Do you need help?" and the man said "God will save me". Then another boat came and he tried to help him, but he said "God will save me", then he drowned and went to Heaven. Then the man told God, "God, why didn't you save me?" and God said "I sent you two boats, you dummy!"

All done...guess away.

Photojournal

2008-02-12T21:21:58Z

9a: We wake up to Cynthia at the foot of the bed.

10a: I have a lot of laundry to fold. Bonus points to whoever finds the dryer door!

11a: Just picked Timothy up at my sister's. He spent the night last night.

12p: Timothy enjoying his banana.

1p: This is the WonderWorks Museum in Pigeon Forge, TN.

2p: One of the many reasons I love Tennessee. Where else will you find a road named "Boogertown Rd"?

3p: Just got home from Pigeon Forge. I didn't have anything else to take a picture of, so here's our doormat. Oh, by the way, my cat will run and hide if anyone comes to the door.

4p: Timothy's favorite toys -pot lids!

5p: Watched Jeopardy on DVR.

6p: Timothy playing "Peekaboo Door".

And finally, the bonus picture: In my free time, I like to read. I am such a nerd.